It may take a while - I wrote *one* little character study in response to an ignored prompt, happened to be sharing anecdotes of teenage clubbing experiences at the same time, looked up the name of the local dealer to see whether he'd become a management consultant, artist or dead, and turns out he is related to someone quite famous and some obsessed teenagers have produced quite the Wiki on him. And that much of what he gave people to believe at the time was pure bollocks.

Patrick Merrick meets someone who talks a lot of bollocks - that works...

Next thing I know I've got about 30k of novel fragments on my phone and *think* I know how to fit them together.

Don't hold your breath.