Y HALO THAR MARLOEZ

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With some trepidation I present the Marlows in LOLCAT.
This started off as a joke to ankaret, and now I seem to be producing them at the rate (and order) that doyle_sb4's working through the series. In other words, there will probably be more at some point.
That trundling sound you hear would be Antonia Forest rotating in her grave.


Autumn Term


Lawrie: WE AM GOIN 2 B SUPER LIEK OTHER MARLOEZ.

Nicola: STFU, LAL. I HAS NIFE WIT SIXTEEN BLADEZ.

Tim: L33T.

Nicola: OH NOEZ! Y NIFE B GONE?

Karen:WOE NICOLA B DED.

Miss Cromwell: Y FOAR TRAIN B STOPPED?

Karen & Nicola: WOEZ.

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Twins: WE B AR IN THIRD REMOOV, OH NOEZ!

Ginty: LOLZ.

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Tim: I PICKED U A PAER BUT I ETTED IT.

Nicola: DO NOT WANT.

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Lawrie: CAN HAS NETBALL TAEM NAO?

Rowan & Ginty: LOLZ.

Ann: HAS FUNZ PLAYIN ROUNDERZ.

Lawrie: KRIEZ.

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Twins: WE AM B JOININ GUIDEZ NAO PLZ?

Twins: WERE ON UR HIKE, PLAYIN WIT UR MATCHEZ.

Farmer: OH NOEZ Y U BURN MI FARM?

Court of Honour: DOES NOT WANT.

Lawrie: KRIEZ.

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Giles: WAT UP, TWINZ?

Assorted Marlows: TWINZ B USELESS AT EVERTHIN, LOLZ.

Nicola: KRIEZ.

Giles: Y U NO B BAD? (SEKRIT LOLZ)

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Nicola: I B RUNNIN AWAY 2 SEA NAO KTHANXBAI.

Giles: DO NOT WANT!

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Third Remove: WE HAS STALLZ NAO PLZ?

Miranda: HAS KITCHEN & JUMBLE LOLZ.

Third Remove: DO NOT WANT.

Tim: IM IN UR LIBRARY PLAGIARISIN UR TWAIN.

Third Remove: YAYZ! WE ALL B GUDE ACTIN EXCEPT MARIE.

Everyone: LAWRIE B GRATE ACTRESS BUT DONT TELL HUR.

Lawrie: I ALREDDY KNOEZ, DUH.

Miss Redmond: U NO BURN FARM, COM BAK 2 GUIDEZ.

Twins: DO NOT WANT.

Nicola: WE HAS TIDINESS PRIEZ NAO 2. WE B SUPER LIEK OTHER MARLOEZ.

Third Remove: WE B BRILLIANT ECKSENTICKS, YAY!







The Marlows and the Traitor, by ankaret


Foley: I'M IN UR FISHIN VILLAGE, IGNORIN MAI CADET

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Nicola: I CAN HAS DUBIOUS FREINDSHIP WITH MUCH OLDER MAN LOLZ?

Anquetil: LOLZ

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Foley: I'M IN MAI HOUSE, KIDNAPPIN UR MARLOWS

Lawrie: OMG SPIEZ DO NOT WANT

Lawrie: OH NOEZ INVISIBLE BUS FARE!

Driver: OMG WTF BBQ?



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Nicola: OH HAI, I HAS SUGARED UR ENGIEN

Foley: U CAN BE GOIN ON SUBMARINE TIEM PLZ

Ginty: NO WAI

Peter: I'M ON UR BEACH SHOOTIN UR ADMIRAL

Anquetil: I HAS A SHIPZ

Submarine: DO NOT WANT

Submarine: BAI

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Marlow house: -- I CAN HAS DRAINZ.







The Ready-Made Family, by thewhiteowl again

Karen: I HAS HUMAN MANZ

Karen: WIT 3 TINY CHILDZ

Marlows: DO NOT WANT

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Mr Tranter: DIEZ (ALMOST)

Rowan: WOEZ

Karen: I CAN HAS UR HOUSE NAO?

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Rose: IM IN UR ATTIC READING UR BOOKZ

Chas: IM ON UR RAILWAI SPOTTIN UR TRANEZ

Fob: I LUVZ PETER

Peter: I MADE U TOAST AND U ETTED IT.

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Chas: I CAN HAS DOG FOR BIRTHDAY?

Edwin: DO NOT WANT

Marlows: WERE ON UR BEACH, GIVIN U PUPPY

Chas: IM ON UR RAILWAI LINE, COPYIN UR RAILWAI CHILDREN

Nicola: CHAZ? U DED?

Chas: NO

Edwin: LOZEZ IT

Edwin: IM IN UR KITCHIN HITTIN UR PETER

Peter: OWIEZ

Mrs Marlow: WOEZ NO CHANCE OF AMICABLE RELATIONSHIP WITH IN-LAWS NAO

Rose: I IZ B LEAVIN NAO

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Nicola: IM IN UR OXFORD SEEIN UR SITES

Nicola: I MEEN LOOKIN FOAR MI ROSE

"Uncle" Gerry: I AM B UR UNCLE WHAT WAS NEVAH MENTIONED BEFOAR

Rose: I GOIN TO MI MUMMY

Nicola: WTF BBQ STRANGER DANGER

"Uncle" Gerry: GET IN CAR, HUMAN CHILDZ

Nicola: I STABZ U WIT NIFE

Edwin: HAS TAXI

Nicola: OH HAI I HAS FINDED UR DAUGHTER

Nicola: POLICE PLZ NAO

"Uncle" Gerry: IZ ARRESTED

Everyone: IT CAN B HOME TIEM NAO?






Attic Term

Ginty: I HAS A PATRICK

Nicola: WOEZ

Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL

Nicola: I AM B BORROWIN PATRICK

Ginty: WOEZ

Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL. I HATEZ VATICAN 2.


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Twins: WE HAS NO DRESSES

Twins: WOEZ

Miranda: I HAS RONG DRESS. WOEZ.

Nicola: PRETTY.

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Ginty: MONICA B DED. WOEZ.

Nicola: IM IN UR OFFICE USIN UR FONE.

Nicola: MONICA NO DED, IDIOT.

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Twins: WE HAS TROUSERZ FROM DODGY SHOP.

Dodgy shop owner: HAS POT.

Miranda: DO NOT WANT.
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Ginty: IM IN UR SKOOL, PHONIN MI BOYFREIND

Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL. I HATEZ VATICAN 2.

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UIVB: WANTZ CLOTHZ.

UVIB: WERE IN UR DODGY SHOP, SELLIN OUR CLOTHEZ.

Miss Keith: WHER UR CLOTHEZ?

Miss Keith: WTF DRUGZ

Miss Keith: BLOODY MARLOEZ AGAIN.

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Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL

Ginty: IM IN UR OFFICE, READIN OUT UR EXAM

Patrick: DO NOT WANT

Adults: WFT CHEATIN

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Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL. I CAN HAS MATHZ EXAM NAO?

Headmaster: DO NOT WANT

Patrick: I AM B EKSPELLED! I B DANCIN TO ANTI-CATHOLIC SONGZ AN SNOGGIN FRENCH WOMANZ.

Claudie: LESS LIEK RABID WASHIN MACHIN, PLZ

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Ginty: I HAS CONDUCT MARK. WOEZ

Nicola: I HAS CONDUCT MARK. WOEZ.

Lawrie: I CAN HAS CONDUCT MARK TOO NAO?

Nicola: STFU U HORRIBLE WEE EKSIBITIONIST

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UIVA: SINGZ

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Miranda: U CAN HAS MI DRESS.

Nicola: KTHANXBAI.